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when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.
2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.
Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.
Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.
When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!
A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.
Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!
It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect
Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird
Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.
I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.