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Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.
A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
Facebook bombed
I posted a post to Facebook. A friend just posted a comment that upstaged my post. The friend just Facebook bombed my post by taking the attention from my post and placing the attention on their post. They Facebook bombed my post.
to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes
T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?
V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..
The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
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someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.
Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.
A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"