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My life be like

Ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

Guy: What happen to your life man?

Me: My life be like ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

by First_degree_murder October 27, 2021


quarter life crisis

aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.

Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.

by Sunglasses May 11, 2004

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Life span of a weirdo

They usually live from 11-13

The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years

by Idi0t345 May 11, 2021

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Rocko's Modern Life

Definately the best cartoon Nickelodeon has ever done. It lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. If you didn't like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. Now all Nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of SpongeBob(a show that definately isn't one of Nick's absolute best, definately better than Rocket Power and the Wild Thornberrys) and 20 episodes of Fairly Oddparents (Not funny or entertaining show)

Anyway, Rocko rocks this world.

"Bath day is a very dangerous day"
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day"
"Open Mike night is a very dangerous night"
"Shopping day is a very dangerous day"

by bob July 6, 2005

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My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 10, 2018

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Whats the meaning of life

Nothing

Person 1: Whats the meaning of life
Person 2: Absolutely nothing

by Ea Sports; now give me money May 14, 2021

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Nerds 4 Life

The elite group of nerds who no one shalt surpass. Membership includes only the nerdiest of the nerds, making it a swizztastic club...yea, no big deal. True members include those who hit on seventh grade girls, can recite many digits of pi of the top of their head, dont dance but hump, and most importantly have sweet nerd voices. (abreviated N4L)

'hey have you programmed the pythagoreon theorem on your calculator yet?'
'have i programmed it yet??..haha, programmed it yet? HA! I've already programmed it as a function of avagadro's number...to 9 sig figs!!!!!!!'
'wow...nerd 4 life'

by martimer/marv May 25, 2005

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