The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
A person who stands around with their hands in their pockets. The term can be passed down to different generations or to siblings. Originated in the early 90’s during a boat haul, the eldest of the Anderson clan was observed with his hands in his pockets during the heavy lifting phase of the haul and became known as Mr. Pockets. The name was then passed to the eldest son William or Billy eventually making its way to the youngest sibling, Thomas.
Jeremy: “Hey Billy Pockets, climb into bed with me and let’s make beautiful man love”
William: “Yeah, aiiiiiight”
Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*
Friend: Dude, that was close.
Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
Flowing naturally in the stream of life in a constant forward motion. Vibrating off of the complimentary frequencies, gliding effortlessly through life. When you're in the pocket everything seems to run smoothly and come easily. There is no need to force things to work out; everything simply falls into place. The pockets acts as a metaphorical lubricant theatre preventing friction therefore protecting against abrasion associated with getting dry fucked by life. The pocket may also be helpful as a form of isolation. a "bullshit barrier" or cloak of impermeablitlty. Basically while "in the pocket" nothing outside of the pocket can harsh your mellow or strue your pockety path.
Only you
She overcame every hurdle successfully and without any problems as if she possessed some kind of natural ability to navigate through life. She is definitely in the pocket.
When someone is in the pocket they are perfectly fucked up. Not over the limit but also not sober, mind at ease, complete comfort, in the pocket.
“Bro, Anthony, that last shotgun put me right in the pocket homeboy.”
When someone is in the pocket they are perfectly fucked up. Not over the limit but also not sober, mind at ease, complete comfort, in the pocket.
“Bro, Anthony, that last shotgun put me right in the pocket homeboy.”