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When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
Try city’s recycle men: is a term used by murdered out to define the women, men in the try cities who recycle each other over and over and over again as if they are somebody new, but they’re not ask their ex over and over again
Danm bitch did you just date/fuck that dude last week now your home girl this week just rotating him this week and you’re gonna be dating him again next week either way you guys are just tri-Cities recycle men
garden city middle school is one of the most shittiest fucking schools in michigan, it’s filled with bum ass bozos who don’t shower and that act ghetto asf
person one- you go to garden city middle school?
person two- did you mean the nastiest school ever? yes i do
person one- oh shit well uhm true!
A large town or small city with a population between about 6,000 and 30,000. Such an area is often called a "small town", inaccurately, by people from much bigger cities. A resident of a true small town knows that "small" means having fewer than five restaurants and socializing in the only grocery store's parking lot.
William: "This small town doesn't have Olive Garden, there is only one Starbucks, and the mall is only one level!"
Chris: "You're in a city boy's small town. Where I'm from, girls put on makeup and fix their hair before going to Waffle House."
The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.
Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!
The dirtiest, roughest sex you can possibly imagine in a New York City hotel room.
"Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."