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For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.
*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"
Taking a penthouse is when you poop down someone’s chimney from on top of their roof.
We were doing a roofing job at Joe’s house and Jimmy took a penthouse ( taking a penthouse) in his chimney, smelled like poop for weeks in his house.
When you’re in pain and you need to let your anger out in a fury you would yell “take a damn stinky”
“FUCK TAKE A DAMN STINKY OH GOD I AM IN PAIN OH GOD TAKE A DAMN STINKYYYYYYYY”
Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity
McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.
A nap that is intended to only be less than an hour but instead lasts 4 hours.
I meant to take a quick nap but accidentally took a Gwen and missed going.
I took him I wouldn’t be long, but I think I’ll take a Gwen instead.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
You got it!
Its the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
Come on now!
Just like that
Means to slow down or calm down/chill
She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch
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