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A game played by two or more males, where they stand close enough together to engage their penises in a sort of "sword fight". The object of the game is to be the first to ejaculate, as the last person to ejaculate has to clean the "splash area" with their tongue. A sort of Tahitian treat...
"Hey guys, in lieu of a stripper, what say we spice up this party with a rousing game of Tahitian Tummy Sticks?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you, no way dude", "how about you just kneel in the middle of the room and we'll treat you like a glazed donut, bitch"!?!
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A short stick, used for camping over an open fire, given to overweight people to prevent them from eating.
Jessica's using a fat kid stick, she can't get close enough to the fire to cook her hotdog.
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When you put your dick inside a babies ASS and it comes out of its mouth, and then you eat it like a kebab stick.
I can't wait to go home because I'm having a baby kebab stick tonight.
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A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.
A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.
"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."
Mills and Boon
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An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.
Yo man, last night me and this chick where hanging than she was hungry, than when the food came, she wanted to do the Illinois Hot Stick!
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Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.
Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.
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Get back to what one was doing earlier.
George, the milkman is making no money with his newspaper business. George must stick to his roots and continue selling milk rather than newspaper selling papers
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