tennessee t-shirt

not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.

"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."

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The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

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ID 10 T

Code used by technical support agents to describe stupid and moronic customers. Pronounced as - Eye Dee Ten Tea -
Just like the person on with me right now knows next to nothing about computers!

The person on the phone with me right now is an ID 10 T.

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t-bag

To get ridicously drunk to the poit where you use pointless pick up lines like "shhhh" or "ra ra ra dry martini"

"hey dude, you did a t-bag last night"

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C/T

Cyber Thanks

Dear John,

Thanks for your good work.

C/T,

Jimmy

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W-T-F

"what the fuck" you don't say the letters out loud, thats just retarded! you say the words. w-t-f you use it for texting "what the fuck" or for sites such as myspace as it is actually scene as fuck to say wtf & tbh ( to be honest) actually wait...
those tards do say "W-T-F" in real life. grow some balls and swear like a mother fucker ;)

"dude w-t-f was that?"
"tbh i dont really know."

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t-town

small, lame-ass but charming town in southeastern michigan.

What's up in T-Town tonight?
Not much.

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