rock 'n' roll

A skateboard trick in a half-pipe, mini ramp, on a quarter pipe, and its a type of crazy people music. (where people bust up perfectly good guitars, and will kill themselves in a concert)

that was a pretty clean rock'n'roll, steve caballaro.

Rock'n'roll is crazy people music. Its not that great.

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home slice jelly roll

a homeboy/girl that you usually kick it wit

wat it do home slice jelly roll

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Roll up the Rim Job

While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.

Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.

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tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

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Old English Rick Roll

We are no strangers to love
thou wot the rules and so doth i
a full commitment's what I be thinking of
thou wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just desire say to thou how I be feeling
gotta causes thee understand
ne'r will grant thou up
ne'r will let thou down
ne'r will run around

and desert thou
ne'r will causes thee cry
ne'r will say adieu
ne'r will say to a lie

and hurt thou

how old british mfs be rick rolling "lmao did u get old English rick roll"

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roll tide you fucks

The motto of the coolest group on the UIUC campus.

*group of annoying people come out*
*cool group chases them away*
Cool group: ROLL TIDE YOU FUCKS.

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fruit roll up slut

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

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