Random
Source Code
Random
NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830
joke don't call that
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
It’s on ur body and by mens dick and woman’s vingia (were mens dick would be)I have it D:
me I hate pubic hair 2 it’s around mens dick and woman vingia it
pubic hair idc
Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.
Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.
Hair that tends to stand up on the sides of the head. People with down syndrome usual have this type of hair
Co-worker: yo bud, I noticed your hair always stands up on the sides. You got downs hair.
The nickname given to former NBA player Matt Barnes being served with Momma's Cooking.
Becky with the Good Hair is a key member of the "Go along, Get along gang."
An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.
A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.