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National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?
It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!
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October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender
“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”
“yeah he does that lmao”
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October 15th the day when you do things for you best friend to show you appreciate them and if the don’t interact back sorry but y’all are not real friends hope your October 15th is great
I hope Kiki interacts back on national best friends day because if she don’t we are real friends
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If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.
Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.
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U can talk dirty that can lead to the sheets
It’s national talk dirty day
“Lemme stick this long ass pole up yo pussy”
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on november 20th, it is vsco girl day, a day dedicated to vsco girls. it’s often known when vsco girls go mad. they become crazy.
person: hey how’s it- i swear you were just in here..
vsco girl: SKSK AND I OOP *evil emoji*
person: ITS NATIONAL VSCO GIRL DAY *horror face*
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Single or not flash somebody on April 16th.
Josh i just got flashed by 5 girls... I love National Flash Somebody Day!!!!
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