The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.
The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?
"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"
Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.
When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.
Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.
Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.
Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.
That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.
Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.
A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.