Shakeout run

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one cant still run a sub 5 minute mile

Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!

cookout run

A code word girls use to meet up with guys.

10pm @ Night- I’m gonna go make a cookout run with a few of my friends

Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.

My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.

chill run

An unsuccessful raid done by undergeared characters in World of Warcraft.

@everyone log for super-duper ICC25 8/12 HC, toons 5.5k+ req with gems and enchants (I don't want to call it a chill run tho :D)

milk and bread run

Group of cars driving to the shops to collect bread and milk
A common misconception is that most of the cars have 2L engines a size in which milk comes in, however this is not true

Hey a milk and bread run is called milk and bread run because of all the 2L engines,
No,no it's not serene

run that back

run that back, (rewind sound effect) because that joke was horrible niqqa open your mouth, (fart sound effect) when you speak to me speak with your chin up like its picture day (camera shutter sounds) bitch ass boy and i fuck your mom long dick style (bowowow sound effect)
A reference to a video that got popular on multiple media platforms not too long ago. The video is of a discord voice chat call, with two individuals participating in "discord packing." For people that have never heard of it, it is essentially a hellish roasting match for the entertainment of participants and the audience. The quote is said by a known packer named Marski.

-yo granny did a backflip off a taco stand and fractured her earlobes nasty ass niqqa
-run that back, stupid ass boy you ugly as shit ima get to packin yo ass

Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"