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duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter

Wynter should eat duck cum

by Subjebsjsvdhe April 4, 2017


horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018


Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016


Duck-wetter

An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.

After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!

by DUCKWETTER January 24, 2014


Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022


Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023


Ducke

The greatest religion of all time, Buddhism is a ripoff

Hail ducke

by ducke_lives June 16, 2022