Tall drink of water

HAHHAHAAHAHAH TRUMP SUCKS

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

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That's my daughter in the water

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics

"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"

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Blood is thicker than water

Original quote: "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
Original meaning: Today it means basically ,"family over everything and everyone". Originally it meant the opposite "the bond you have with true friends is stronger than any family relation.

Original: I will have a stronger bond with the men and women I served with at war than I could have with any family member . The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Today: blah blah family is all we have. Ya know blood is thicker than water.

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Water melon minge

Water melon minge...

Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty

Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge

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watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

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Blue Water Baboon Farm

a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.

someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.

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Over Water Drink

They also call it OWD. When someone drinks to much water making themselves drown.

One day...Gabriella Richardson brought in her bottle of water to school as always,refilling it every 20 minutes,untill sudenly,on the last lesson she drown because of the OWD (Over Water Drink).

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