cheese doodle

a very large clitoris. Resembling a small penis.

Joe- dude that wrestler China is hot!!
frank- yeah but she's got a cheese doodle
Joe- eww

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Cheese Sandwich

someone that is a complete douche bag.

1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

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cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

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cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

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cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

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Cheese Mank

An extremely Ugly Girl. The term is Usually used among the young, uneducated, black community.

Dang! N!@@A did ya see that cheese mank right thurr??

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Spongy cheese

A verb to describe the act of spongying ones cheese.

Also an adjective used to describe a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert. (Spongy Bob is also acceptable when used in this context)

That underqualified lawyer over there is sponge cheeseing in the direction of the woman’s unfortunately places bouquet of flowers.

I have a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert who is outstandingly Spongy cheese.

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