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A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!
steals granola bars, creates friendships that revolve around granola bars, granola bars.
Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
Person 85642J: C-2 STOLE MY GRANOLA BAR!!!
C-2:
the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it
minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a
Baby C is the baddest bitch in the universe. Do not fuck with her or she might knock your teeth out or slash your tires. She is the current holder of the fattest ass award as well as the #1 Lil Baby fan in the world. She may be baked all day, but that does not stop her from being an excellent baker herself. Gordon Ramsey was once so impressed by her highly-esteemed grilled cheese, that after being berated by her with such extreme anger, and after getting called an idiot sandwich, he offered her his job. Some adjectives to describe Baby C, also known as Clobaby, may include beautiful, hot, smart, cute, awesome, fiesty, silly, talented at dancing, funny, blunt, fierce, and badass.
“Hey Nat, how was your night last night?”
“Not good, I parked in Baby C’s parking spot. Will you drive me to go get my car from impound? I might need a new set of tires too.”
This is the upper-echelon version of the standard cunt.
Could include the corporate management personnel types, such as Karens, Susans, and Richards.
Usually willing to throw other "peasant level" employees under the fuck-you bus.
To be approached with caution, as they are probably quite friendly on the surface, but turn extra dirty in the underground world of conference rooms and zoom calls.
Generally found residing, sloppy lipped, under the desks of CEOs and even high yield stockholders.
That C-unt Susan is eating lunch with the asshole boss again.... Ugh