REAAAALLY FAT AND WITH BIG BUM CHEEKS
Friend: have you seen Ben?
Me: who hasn’t hes the fattest man on earth
He is a person. He also has a massive...right pinky toe. He has integrity and is a really bad liere. If you meet a ben, immediately...eat his right pinky toe.
Person:Is that a Ben? He must have a massive...right pinky toe.
My friend Ben is very nice. He gives great hugs and always can cheer me up. I may or may not have a crush on Ben. Ben needs to learn how to accept compliments and be more self-positive. Ben is very kind; one of his multiple nicknames is beans. Beans is leaving for high school, we will all miss beans. All in all, Ben is a great person.
Friend) ¨ My friend ___ has a crush on Ben ¨
Kind of gross, can’t dunk, and struggles with reading, but Probably enjoys canes, riding In cadillacs, and a good date to top golf
Have you seen Ben lately
No, but he is probably with V.A.P.E