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I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
i jork it to angry birds
KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!
Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
angry parents that refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic because you report ça laisse à désirer and they want you to do better
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
A game where you shoot bird and try to kill pigs
"Angry Birds is a boring game."
Verb: The bird/Flipping the bird is when you extend your middle finger & thumb outwards to show anger, frustration &/or disconnect towards someone or something.
Person 1: Fuck you man!
Person 2: No!! Fuck you "dude"!!!
Person 1: You know what‽
Person 2: What?
Person 1: This (Flipping the bird).
When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.
"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"