Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

swag bird

a swagalicious bird. like this one specific individual bird with no name and loads of swag

there's swag bird flying with his girlfriend

throw some lemonade on the bird

No current definition, but according to a comment in a chuggaaconroy video, it is "an urban dictionary term," so lets make it a reality!

I'm positive "throw some lemonade on the bird" is an Urban Dictionary term.

Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

Angry bird

Idiot who has no life

Kaiden is a rage angry bird

angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.