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A male prostitutes junk.
After a hard day of work, my friend Dale, goes home and eats a lot of corner bird.
Northern girl who backchats a lot and never listens.
Nigel: oi m8 she is a right mouthy northern bird.
Dave:I can attest to that.
just like me, they long to be, close to you
You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.
*High pitched screech*
Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?
When a girl named Kendall is super hot
Damn do you see kendall the bird.