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When a bro hoe grips her drink, (usually a natural or busch light) with her thumb and index finger, holds her phone, (usually a blackberry), within her middle and index finger, and her pack of cigarrettes with her ring and middle finger all with one hand. This is mainly used to free up one of her hands so she can still put one hand on her hip to pose for a picture. This is an especially popular technique many bro hoes use to make them look cooler in pictures. Many bro hoes simply do not have enough time to waste on putting their stuff down while they are taking pictures.
Girl 1: Hey girl let me get a picture of you two!!
Girl 2: Okay girly let me put my drink, phone, and cigarrettes down first.
Girl 1: NO!!! We don't have time. Just use the bro hoe hold.
Girl 2: Oh yeah!
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So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
Ex. Do you think she's fucking him? Nah he's a So Cal Bro, he's not hitting that.
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An ignorant fool who is convinced that the Coronavirus is no big deal because Clay Travis and Donald Trump told them to think this way. Corona bros are defined. Y a fundamental lack of common sense and empathy.
Jordan decided to ignore Jeremy because after reviewing his Twitter history, it became abundantly clear that he was dealing with an ignorant Corona Bro who didn’t care how many people die at the hand of Donald Trump’s ignorance.
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When two bros simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus of a single woman with their wankers, they become Siamese Eskimo Bros. Can also occur when both bros simultaneously insert their wankers into just one of said orifices, although this is much more difficult depending on the size of the talliwhackers and the diameter of the females vagina or anal cavity.
Jeff and Tom sealed their friendship when they double penetrated Sally by running train on her pussy and anus at the same, thus becoming Siamese Eskimo Bros.
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An aesthetic and cultural phenomenon that plagued Center Line High School in the 2008-2009 school year.
Reliable rumor has it that some time in 2008 a nameless young lady greeted a young man's mother in the recognizable phrase, "Hey dude!"
Some months later, another young man caught wind of this mighty tale, and combined his artistic vision with the other young man's entrepreneurial spirit to create a remarkable product: DUDE MAN BRO T-shirts.
The shirts, embossed on the front side with this articles namesake, featured a mysterious wizard on the back for reasons unknown. However, one thing is certain: the wizard had a loosely hung frame and a promiscuous look in its eye.
Within weeks of the T-shirt's production, DUDE MAN BRO became a moniker for dastardly and cunning behavior with a lack of respect for authority. DMB and its members led an unprecedented movement that has since been unmatched by any students to set foot in the institution.
Student 1: Here comes the DUDE MAN BRO crew down the hallway!
Student 2: And they are wearing their shirts!
Student 1: They are in uniform today.
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A camera used to protect a bro or group bro's from being punished for actions that they are performing.
Dude, I would have gotten at least 5 demerits if I did not have that bro cam set up.
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A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:
-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet
If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.
See Bro-Merit.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...
Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...
Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...
Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:
Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.
Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.
*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*
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