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The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.
Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.
Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.
Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.
Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."
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This is a hockey club which time and time again fails miserably to impress. Although making strange claims, stating that they are better than the norwich dragons, this is not the case. Norwich dragons will always be better and a much more energetic side, achieving countless wins and defeating norwich city.
Norwich city hockey club are an average club, playing in average leagues, and are just about tolerable. However when they make claims about how they're better than dragons, everyone knows they're wrong.
Norwich City Hockey Club Player: I'm better than you
Norwich Dragon: Cool story bro.
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Any baseball player who is a big enough badass to play in tournaments in Arizona, California, Florida, Texas, and their home state of Iowa (except for Drew- but he's so amazing that he can live in the middle of nowheresville Illinois and still play for the Cobras).
They are also known for never losing.
Erika: Man our brothers are so freakin amazing @ baseball
Brian: Yeah that's why they play for the Quad City Cobras
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John: Whereabouts u live cus?
Nathan: Brick City.
John: Skeen.
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