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A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there
Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
A popular series of funny or vine videos of so called "naruto on crack"
Radom ass person: yo have you seen naruto on crack other person:wtf is naruto on crack
Comfort characters that are either from fandoms that you’re not in, or from media with small or nonexistent fanbases.
I’ve never played animal crossing, but for some reason Tom Nook is a crack comfort for me. He just makes me happy when I see him
Someone who donates plasma for money.
Man I feel like a crack stain every time I come in this plasma ceanter!