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If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day
Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.
a terrible era... where everything bad happens but yet it's still the happiest year ever
Person 1: Hey remember the December era?
Person 2: I remember...that year was so fucked up yet it was the best year I've ever had...
So, this is me swallowing my pride
Standin' in front of you sayin', "I'm sorry for that night"
THE SONG BACK TO DECEMBER WONT LET YOU BREATH
Shell: Why is Eileen so sad?
Dale: Its the 13th December 1907.
Shell: Oh.
December 28th is national send a booty pic and tit pic to whoever sends this definition
Send me a booty pic it’s the 29th of December