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Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile
clowns in abwr who have the light green name tags and are really dumb
red name: man these green names are really dumb
green name tags: UpDateWHen?
When double decker buses hit trees that overhang roads and carve their shape in the foliage, causing the 'green tunnel'.
"Man, these trees got some baaad green tunnel syndrome!"
Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans
I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.
A famous dish among those of larger stature, (Obese) and that also like to ride unicycles. Their family is usually large as well or very poor, as this meal is extremely easy to prepare and fattening.
"Marge, grab a can of green beans from the store, we can just use my toe jam in place of the cheese, I'm craving some cheesy green beans."