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when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole
bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try it you sick fuck
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A serverely deformed hand and wrist which in turn resembles that of a tyrannosaurus rex. There cannot be more than three fingers and one thumb. It is most deadly when the host is an otherwise hot chick. Beware.
"Man, that girl was all up on me and then I saw the T-rex hand and I had to get the fuck out."
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When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
Knock knock sweetie, its just me
ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh
Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
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The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"
Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."
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Codenamed: "rabbit killa'" A device of mass destruction engineered and developed by monty python.
Thou shelt lob thy Holy Hand Grenade at the foe, only after the count of 3.
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1. Your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from India.
2. A bitch/asshole that doesn't want you to touch their goods.
Hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!
Dude: Hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
Friend: Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch, she's a hand slapper.
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The act of performing fellatio with out the use of hands. Also used to describe sexual acts performed without the use of hands.
She said, "look ma no hands," -Wale, "No Hands
Then I'mma throw this money up, while you do it with no hands" -Roscoe Dash, "No Hands #lookmanohands
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