rat scam

The type of rat that gets past krebs Security.

damn rat scam totally got tricked krebs to get the super crab

Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……

Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.

Hey there, Im dipshit the rat king!

Master rat

This person like to chug splash and that is gay but he is a pimp

That guy is a master rat

As rough as rats

This phrase is generally only used by Cornish (Cornwall, UK) people- Something or someone is said to be “as rough as rats“. Alluring to having an unkept nature about it or them.

Person 1: Alright me fucker, hows you? ("Fucker" used as an affectionate reference to a friend, this is common in Cornwall)
Person 2: As rough as rats. I think I got the dreaded lurgy.

branch rat

A FUCKING SQUIRRELS

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples

sons of rats

An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools such as Milton Academy, Nobles, and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.

Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."

Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"

Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.