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Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea
After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.
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A 99 year old man who jerks off four times a day. Usuall after using the bathroom and shakes his dick thinking it was a stranger doing it.
Best time of the day is whwn I jerk off in seven eleven said the chicken dicker.
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(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."
"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
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what kids say when they see ducks at 10pm
"that's a lotta chickennns"
"ducks mate ducks
nah that's a lot of chickens!!!!
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Slang word for Cocksucker
1.A nice way to call someone a cocksucker in public
2 A very stupid person
Man, You are the biggest chicken pop I have ever seen!!
I cant believe Bobby put a knife in the toaster,what a chicken pop!
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When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.
Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.
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When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.
I did a chickens foot the other day.
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