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When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period
Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
Going public places barefoot
Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.
Used in any context
Mainly used to express feelings or emotions
Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!
Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.
"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."
literally so h0t just ask me out already
hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
literally so h0t just ask me out already
hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”