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A group of almost - middle - aged women with half of them being chubbsters who get dressed up & go out to the bar for a girls night out that they’ve been talking about on social media for weeks & get drunk while falsely thinking they look cute, petite, young & hip.
Karen: Hey girrrl, what time you & Donna picking me up?
Sharon: We’re all gonna split a taxi, I don’t think that Uber thing is safe & I’m not sure how to use it, the taxi is gonna be here at 4. I was thinking I would go get my hair done at cheapest cheaper cuts before we go.
Karen: awesome :)! I can’t wait, I bought some black jeans to wear tonight with my new boots and I got them in a size 14!!
Sharon: where did u get them?? Girl, black jeans make you look soooo much thinner!! Can’t wait to post pics on FB!! Woo hoo!! Girls night Out ’all!!
When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.
My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.
That one day of the week you have designated to blazing it up with the crew.
Friend: “Yo you wanna get drunk tonight?”
You: “Can’t, Wednesday night is Stoney Night”
Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs
I want a kings night for valentines
When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.
"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"
Someone who likes to go out only at night and see women or men. You know for why..
Santi: I’m going to meet up with a girl tonight.
Me: Damn Santi so your a thief in the night huh?
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A lav night is when somebody really cool and popular becomes very active on social media, mostly instagram, late at night and provides so much entertainment for their fans. It brings joy not only to that person but to all of their supporters (they have many).
“Dude, look! He’s posting so much tonight! It really is a lav night.”
“Lav nights are the best”