National kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush ........ anyway ;)

Olivia:im ganna kiss Jacob

Jacob: what the heck

Olivia:what its National kiss your crush day
Jacob: oh... 😊

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

National kiss a soccer boy day

On November 23 you have to kiss a soccer boy :)

Hey it is national kiss a soccer boy day let’s kiss after my game;)

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

National Kiss your crush day

November 8th! If you got a guy you like. kiss him right NOW! Have fun<3

“I kinda want to kiss Matt”-girl
“Do it girl it’s November 8th kiss him!”girls friend
“Ok I’m going to, I’ll be back”-girl

National kiss your crush day-holiday where you kiss your crush and get away with it because it’s National Kiss Your Crush Day! It is on November 8th btw

national kiss ya homies day

Often confused with National Kiss Your Homies Day but they are very different. It occurs on February 21st of every year. Remember to ask for consent before you kiss ya homie.

Hey man can i kiss you for national kiss ya homies day?
Of course man!