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A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.
"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."
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A day where anyone can and legally will kiss a girl whom plays soccer.
Hello fellow soccer player, guess what day it is. It’s national kiss a soccer girl day
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Kiss your crush ........ anyway ;)
Olivia:im ganna kiss Jacob
Jacob: what the heck
Olivia:what its National kiss your crush day
Jacob: oh... 😊
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The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*
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When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.
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When you spider man kisses your dog
Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog
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On November 23 you have to kiss a soccer boy :)
Hey it is national kiss a soccer boy day let’s kiss after my game;)
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