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toxic waste of life

A person who routinely proves that he/she serves no purpose in society. Generally carry themselves with a sense that they are the hottest shit on planet earth and are incapable of being wrong on any manner. This term can often be applied to celebrities, entertainers, artists and subjects of news stories who recieve accolades for no apparent reason. When critisized will often resort to "pouting" and "acting like a little bitch". Can generally be summed up as a waste of precious oxygen.

That guy is a toxic waste of life.

by rocky skyline November 2, 2009

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Real Life Shit

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

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Half Life 2

A first person shooter that so outclassed others of the same time frame, almost no one played it on a console. But it still remains the definitive title on the PC.

It's best described in dialog.
Half Life 2: What's up man?
Halo 2: I'm cool!
HL2: Man f*#k you! You wouldn't know cool if it jumped up and bit you on yo weak ass.

by Admiral Monk August 12, 2008

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Second Life romance

A "romance" you have in the virtual world of Second Life while playing the game.It is kind of like having a more interactive facebook or myspace relationship.

Darco and Dona has a torrid affair in Second Life. They totally have a second Life romance

by DonaDiabla January 19, 2015

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Miller High Life

What god intended us to drink simple as that bitches. miller for life son.

miller high life, its not light and it doesnt taste like moose piss. enough said. its miller high life love it or die.

by drunkasfuck December 16, 2007

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live your life

To live your life is to say to do something, especially to get a job or do your work. Only your friends would mean it in a fun way. Life is a word people are scared and confused of which helps brands to make people buy their items by confusing them.

"Stop reading this and live your life!"

by Someone u may know August 21, 2017

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Life-coach syndrom

Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.

coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.

The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.

Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable

This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom

by cantelini September 28, 2009

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