Similar to a wet willie, but it's the process of licking your knuckles, and punching your target.
Dude! You gave me a wet willie! That's nasty! Here comes the Wet Snuffs you little bitch!
When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.
"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"
"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"
Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
An insult to chance sutton
"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"
A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
She plays a mean wet crotch defense.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
-Derek Zoolander
Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.