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Hit and Run

When you hit it and leave quickly often due to the person having a spouse or some form of partner.

“Man, did you hear about Jessica? She got into multiple hit and runs this week with the same guy”
“Damn that’s crazy

by Lizard24 April 20, 2024


hit and run

where you impregnate a girl and leave her

guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy

by Lenny cash March 31, 2019


Hit and Run

Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.

I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.

by December 10, 2023


hit and run

better name for a one night stand

guy1: i had a hit and run with kirra last night

guy2: omg you devious dawg

by fartmomgerer64 July 25, 2024


Hit-and-run

1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)

1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)

by Sir. B June 27, 2021


Hit and run

A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.

“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”

by OHI3H February 7, 2018


running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.

anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.

by wokeup2this July 9, 2022