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When someone is being dramatic or over the top and you’re not wanting to hear their bullshit
Casey: I’m all alone in the abyss of unhappiness
Jessica: girl, take it to broadway
1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:
“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"
When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man
Kids were gonna take a nap
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The act of taking it in one's bottom.
He's taking it to go.
We take it to go
she took it to go.
a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.
Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting
TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.
A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.