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What you do when u pick a greener out yer beak
wehey greener
"Pick Roll n Flick" =)
like chewing a brick
Pure n utter stringer!
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When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!
"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"
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When two gay partners are making love, one of the handsome men poop in a bowl, and start making love again. Then the man makes the other handsome devil sploosh all over the poop, while the other one adds cinnamon. Then they both enjoy a awesome home made cinnamon roll, together!
Dude, me and my boyfriend just did that texas roll cinnamon bowl, and it made me so happy.
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something a guy say when he likes another girl the egg roll is often the penis and the butter is another thing
You really butter my egg roll!
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wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!
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When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck
"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"
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A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.
Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.
Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"
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