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touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017


A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman January 6, 2018


potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad

hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit

by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023


potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr

ayo potato shit wyd mamas

by levi da March 13, 2021


Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato

Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.

by Cooperator September 30, 2019


blouse potatoes

boobs

boobs are often called blouse potatoes in new england

by miranda430 July 19, 2009


Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023