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A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.
Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.
Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
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Refering to something being "ghetto" or having swag.
statement: "check out my new kicks."
reply: "that's so black guy"
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A guy who behaves like a little bitch in so many situations, he can be generalized as "little bitch guy." Little bitch guy is not to be confused with "acts like a little bitch when he's with his girlfriend guy" because he's a little bitch regardless of his company.
A: "Dude I think I'm only going to do one set of pull ups today, I don't want to get a callus on my hands."
B: "Whatever you say little bitch guy"
A: (after friend jumps over fence to save some time getting to the bball courts) "Think I'll walk around man, that looks too hard and I don't want to hurt myself"
B: "Alright little bitch guy, I'll see you on the court."
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Two in the poo and One in the Goo. An opposite of the shocker.
She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!
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A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.
orgin CA
Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.
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A more appropriate term for the psychiatrist who spends time helping the "shy" and timid "guys" with social disabilities who can sometimes go on to blow up a school.
Kurt- "Mrs. Bailey's so afraid of my silence people say she might send me to a psychiatrist"
Brian- "More like a Shy-guy-atrist..."
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a fat usually worthless kid who enjoys walks in the park, pack lunches from their home in antarctica, and holding hands with professor gooby, the head of the science adn techonology department.
i thought chuck was gay and then i saw a prep guy
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