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A singer who sings about corn in poop and other bodily functions
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This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.
Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!
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To get a raw deal or the short end of the stick. Derived from the behavior of barnyard pigs. The "runt" or weakest piglet is forced to nurse on the tit farthest back on the mother pig, which gives the least nourishment.
The elderly tend to have to suck the hind tit when it comes to social services.
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Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
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Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:
1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life
1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."
2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."
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A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.
Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????
Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.
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The act of, while tit-fucking, for the woman to suck on the head of the penis.
Guy1: My girl friend gave me some tit sucky fucky.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: You know! Like a blowjob during a tit-fuck!
Guy2: That sounds awesome just thinking about it!
Guy1: Yep. My girl gives the best blowj's ever...
Guy2: Oh shit, I need to go to the bathroom.
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