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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022


Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.

Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.

by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009


top raider

Top is the best and raider means fucking shit so your the top fucker

Boul really be fucking bitchs he top raider

by Shxncho September 27, 2022


Rocky Top

Is the majestic art of a blowjob after anal. Much like sloppy top just... sloppier.

I pulled that puppy out and she gave me some rocky top. Sucked the corn right off the helmet.

by Ralyks H July 14, 2019


Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 15, 2023


Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021


YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

What a 9 year old days when he wants to steal your art

Vector: Why do you wanna talk to me so much?
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

by vector9260 April 18, 2022