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God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

by Ilove_jesus June 10, 2023

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Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020


Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020


walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022


mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019


Jesus Chicken Palace

another word for the fast food restaurant known as chick-fil-a

I got my chicken sandwich from Jesus Chicken Palace.

by skylarcoy April 8, 2021


jesus marchant

A pendejo

Ira un jesus marchant pendejo

by Unmexicanoal1000 December 5, 2016