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National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving
Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-
Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"
The day where anyone named Ethan has to talk to their crush.
Ethan-Hey Bonnie guess what.
Bonnie-What?
Ethan-It's November 1st
Bonnie-OMG!!!!!!
November 1st of every year we celebrate Leave Your Parents Alone Day. The kids have a ton of candy, TV and video games. They do not need a nutritious dinner for once. Parents are allowed to do anything they want to, including participating in eating candy, watching TV and playing video games. Kids are not allowed to fight, or everything gets taken away from all of the kids (even the innocent ones), and they are sent into solitary confinement for the remainder of the day.
November 1st is Leave Your Parents Alone Day
November 1st
Its the day when everybody forgets about Thanksgiving after Halloween and sets up for Christmas
Mom: time to set up for Christmas it's November 1st
Me: but what about Thanksgiving?
Mom: no one cares about that holiday
November 1st is the day where you can smack anyone’s butt
Sarah: hey it’s November 1st go smack someone’s butt
You: ok
Twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s birthday
Friend 1”hey what’s today ?”
Friend 2” it’s George day !”
Friend 1”what in they fuck is that ?”
Friend 2” it’s twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s BIRTHDAY NOVEMBER 1 is the day he was born”
Friend 2 “oh tell George happy birthday gay bitch”
The day Owen kisses Darby on the lips
Owen kisses Darby on the lips on November 1st