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"On this occasion, the LORD said to Joshua: Make flint knives and circumcise Israel for the second time. So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites."
The lord was not happy with the lack of Israelite circumcision, so he told Joshua to do it is Joshua 5: 2-3.
a quote from the Bulgarian youtuber "Arabagjiev" and it means 3 homosexual men in 1 car
-Hey guys, let's go to the cinema!
-How many are we going to be?
-3
-HAHAHAHAHA 3 pedala 1 kola
to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.
example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk
Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.
Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level
Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up
The chant that a sports team, usually in the NBA, does when they get bounced from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. Reserved for teams that gave up during the series in which they were eliminated.
Guy 1: "Did you see the end of that game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, a couple players huddled up and chanted 1-2-3 Cancun right before the scrubs came in."
The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.
Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...
Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!
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The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)
And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).
2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about
3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!
1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!
Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.
Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.
Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"
Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"
Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"
Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
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