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A Durry with wings, usually drawn in pictures
hey tim check out this picture of a durry bird i drew
cool man now i feel like a puff
1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.
jonesy, i heard you have talons for feet--what a sturley bird!
A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.
Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.
Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.
Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.
Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
Bird boots form on the bottom of a birds feet after staying perched on the power lines in hot weather. The bird boots prevent the birds from being electrocuted by the power lines.
"The birds don't get electrocuted because their bird boots protect their feet!"
A bird of darkness, enemy of light.
The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.