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an annoying song that is stuck on a loop in the brain brain that is nearly impossible to make it stop playing.
I woke up and this brain sliver just keeps playing over and over an I can't remove it from my brain.
When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.
"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"
Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.
Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting
I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".
Bob: Damn, so much work, I need a brain snack
Bob (Sub conscious): Stop eating you fat slob
When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.
Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.
When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.
The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.