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A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.
Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!
when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.
friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.
Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."
Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook
Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth