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second hand sex

When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.

I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.

by The Stapler September 13, 2008

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Hundred Hand Fap

"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)

Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)

by Feel J Akir August 27, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Edward Kushner Hands

taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out

no one finished because they played Edward Kushner Hands last night.

by @$!AN May 22, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hand over fist

energetically and rapidly

He completed his assignments hand over fist.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2010

79๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby bird hands

Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.

Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.

by Rehobothboy4life April 20, 2017

1191๐Ÿ‘ 1408๐Ÿ‘Ž


Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.

Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.

by LiberalMania April 8, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kool-aid hands

When your making some sweet kool-aid. Then you have the powder on your hands, then you get em wet. You have came down with a case of kool-aid hands.

"Steve" You want me to make some kool-aid.
"John" Sure, hey don't get kool-aid hands like last time.

by MCTallyWhacker November 17, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž