Put One In The Air

Smoking A Joint With Someone

Hey, You Wanna Put One In The Air, I Gotta Gram Of Mids

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one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

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One Winged Angel

The theme song of Final Fantasy 7. It is incredibly popular among the gamers as well as the game itself. There are also some nice remixes of it. It first played when fighting Safer Sephiroth. The name of the song is sung in latin and the lyrics represent Sephiroth, the One Winged Angel himself.

Greates One Winged Angel remix: Sector 7 Hath Wrought The Angel. You must listen to it!

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one eyed pirate

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

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good one brian

used when someone tells a bad joke or a bad story, and no one is amused or laughs

"Yo guys one time Mike was doing this thing at the gym...and like..he was like, doing it all wrong"

"Wow, good one Brian"

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one-and-a-half

(verb) to make out with someone in an intimate manner, such that you seem to occupy the space of one and a half persons

"Dave and I totally one-and-a-halfed on that chair last night!"

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one wipe shit

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

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