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When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!
A big fine bitch with a warm bootyhole
“Dammmmn shawty got a hot pocket”
When you refer to someone as a hot pocket, you are complimenting them. If someone looks hot but you don’t want to be as direct, this is a more subtle approach.
Friend #1: “woahhhhh, look at that guy over there!”
Friend #2: “wow! He’s a hot pocket!”
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*Friend 1 sends a cute picture*
Friend 1: “hey! I’m bored!”
Friend 2: “me too! Btw... you’re looking like a hot pocket😂”
When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills
Let's hot pocket and chill
A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.
I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!
When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.
I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.